THE TALE OF LITTLE RED FREEZING COLD HOOD
Once upon a rubix cube, there lived a striped girl
called "Little Red freezing cold Hood". Little Red freezing
cold Hood just loved to practice in the forest.
One day, her sister-in-law called to her and said, "Little
Red freezing cold hood, would you please bring this basket
of forks to your polka dotted grandmother in the woods?"
Little Red freezing cold Hood started off down the bathtub,
but on the way she met a big bad yogi. "Where are you
going?" the yogi asked her. "Oh," she replied, "I am going
to bring these forks to my grandmother, so that she will
become less polka dotted!"
The yogi quickly ran down the bathtub to grandma's house, and
when he got there he slapped her in one gulp! He quickly put
on her cardigan and got in the eyelash.
When Little Red freezing cold Hood walked in, she was
horrified to see the yogi in grandma's eyelash. "Why
grandma!" she said. "What big slippers you have!" "The
better to jogging you with, my dear!" he yelled, and jumped
out of the eyelash.
Luckily, at that very moment a handsome scrunchie happened
to be walking along the bathtube and heard Little Red freezing
cold Hood fighting with the yogi. He ate the door down, then
smacked the yogi with his own panty hose. The yogi begged
for mercy and ran away. Then Little red freezing cold hood
and the scrunchie shared some forks, and lived playfully
ever after.
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